2012 (2009)

John Cusack; Amanda Peet; Chiwetel Ejiofor; Thandie Newton; Oliver Platt; Woody Harrelson

"Shit, man, I have to go...because I gotta get back to Earth...I really enjoyed most of this"
"No Daddy Hold On No Daddy"
"Kinda galling when you realize that nutbags with their signs had it right"
"To see the light of wisdom you must first empty your cup"
"You're telling me that the North Pole is somewhere in Wisconsin now? That's the South Pole. Sir"

Starts well; Woody steals the movie; Oliver Platt very good as usual; effects are pretty cool; for all the world dying and the whole movie is a near death experience, there is almost no blood; a little bit sappy toward the end with the whole divorce movie thing and the new husband getting killed so the parents can be together at the end with the kids

2 1/2 Crazy Dad drivers and fliers building space ships on the way to the parent death trap