Paul Rudd; Lake Bell; Eva Longoria; Jason Biggs
Wow, the descriptions sounded terrible but I was
pleasantly surprised. Crackling dialogue, interesting
interplay and some funny scenes add up to a good
movie.
"Would you shut up, you're dead"
"She was crushed by an Angel, sad as I am, I can
appreciate the irony"
"Do animal tranquilizers work on people"
"I can't wait to not read this"
"I never thought I was funny when I was alive"
"Five years, one kiss, that's not slow, that's family"
"It was her job to get rid of me"
"Maybe when we get to Vegas we can have dinner
and talk about not gay we are"
"If you like me now, you're gonna love me when
I'm drunk"
Rating: 3 Very large killer ice angels without wings
or a mean bone in their bodies
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
RESERVIOR DOGS (1992)
H. Keitel; Tim Roth; S. Buscemi; M. Madsen; C. Penn; Q. Tarantino
Early Tarantino flick, ages well, good characterizations, some twists
bloody, odd in that there is very little action, you hardly see what
happened in the heist, plenty here for Tarantino fans
"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize"
"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink" "Because you're a faggot"
Rating: 3 Failed gutshot robbers complaining about set-up
after throwing gasoline all over the innocent victim
Early Tarantino flick, ages well, good characterizations, some twists
bloody, odd in that there is very little action, you hardly see what
happened in the heist, plenty here for Tarantino fans
"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize"
"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink" "Because you're a faggot"
Rating: 3 Failed gutshot robbers complaining about set-up
after throwing gasoline all over the innocent victim
Sunday, September 13, 2009
ADVENTURELAND (2008)
Jesse Eisenberg; Ryan Reynolds; Kristen Stewart
Cute; nerdy; fun. Nerd virgins at a carnival trying
to figure out a way to have fun
"They don't like people like me where I'm from"
"Was the sex good? " "She was really sexy"
"Are you sure you don't want to go. The band is
really awful"
"I stole some of my grandma's cough medicine,
if you want. It's grape"
"Guys can't help themselves"
Rating: 3 nerds getting sick on a roller coaster and
kissing in the face of a Giant Ass Panda
Cute; nerdy; fun. Nerd virgins at a carnival trying
to figure out a way to have fun
"They don't like people like me where I'm from"
"Was the sex good? " "She was really sexy"
"Are you sure you don't want to go. The band is
really awful"
"I stole some of my grandma's cough medicine,
if you want. It's grape"
"Guys can't help themselves"
Rating: 3 nerds getting sick on a roller coaster and
kissing in the face of a Giant Ass Panda
Friday, September 11, 2009
MUTANT CHRONICLES (2008)
Thomas Jane; Ron Perlman; Devon Aoki; John Malkovich
This one didn't really work. Began slowly, got a bit better,
never really materialized. Action scenes leave something to
be desired.
"Many men think we're gonna die, a few of us know it"
"You needed a get outta Hell free card"
"You tellin me God don't drink"
"Ash, stash or cash, nobody rides for free"
"I'm not paid to believe, I'm paid to F*** things up"
Rating: 2 Mutant zombies on the town
This one didn't really work. Began slowly, got a bit better,
never really materialized. Action scenes leave something to
be desired.
"Many men think we're gonna die, a few of us know it"
"You needed a get outta Hell free card"
"You tellin me God don't drink"
"Ash, stash or cash, nobody rides for free"
"I'm not paid to believe, I'm paid to F*** things up"
Rating: 2 Mutant zombies on the town
STATE OF PLAY (2009)
R. Crowe; B. Affleck; R. McAdams; R. Wright Penn; Jason Bateman
Political "thriller." As much as I like the actors....and it was a
decent movie but parts of it didn't click. Corporations are bad,
politicians corrupt. Usual fare.
Rating: 2 1/2 Prostitute corporate spies with scruples and a baby
Political "thriller." As much as I like the actors....and it was a
decent movie but parts of it didn't click. Corporations are bad,
politicians corrupt. Usual fare.
Rating: 2 1/2 Prostitute corporate spies with scruples and a baby
DAN IN REAL LIFE (2007)
Steve Carrell; Juliette Binoche; Dana Cook; Emily Blunt
Romantic comedy, funny at times, pretty solid throughout
"You're a good father, but sometimes you're a bad Dad"
"Fine. Or maybe not. My kids can't stand me." "Means
you're doing something right"
Rating: 3 Awkward kisses in the bathroom at the parent's house
with your brother's girlfriend
Romantic comedy, funny at times, pretty solid throughout
"You're a good father, but sometimes you're a bad Dad"
"Fine. Or maybe not. My kids can't stand me." "Means
you're doing something right"
Rating: 3 Awkward kisses in the bathroom at the parent's house
with your brother's girlfriend
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996)
H. Keitel; Geo. Clooney; Q. Tarantino; Juliette Lewis
Not for everyone, but very good for those who like a bit
of vamps, massacre, action, and kick ass.
Rating: 3 1/2 Fangs
Not for everyone, but very good for those who like a bit
of vamps, massacre, action, and kick ass.
Rating: 3 1/2 Fangs
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